Sensational Secrets Of The Mail Order Operators

INTRODUCTION

'The lazy Man's Way to Riches'

'How Mail Order Fortunes are Made'

'How to Get Rich in Main Order'

'The Joy of Mail Order'

'Million Dollar Sales letters'

'How You Can Make a Fortune Selling Information by Mail'

Promises, Promises, Promises..... That's perhaps all the above book

titles really have in common; they provide to divulge the easy route

to mail order fortunes, and assure us too that we'll enjoy ourselves

ever��+���+THE SENSATIONAL SECRET OF THE SUCCESSFUL MAIL ORDER OPERATORS

'The lazy Man's Way to Riches'

'How Mail Order Fortunes are Made'

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The answer, for those who returned to the boredom and restrictions of

life working for someone else, might perhaps lie in the fact that the

very same books were written for one purpose, and one purpose alone,

that being to make money for their authors and distributors.  Once they've

accomplished that task of selling books to those of us desperate enough

to believe even the most outrageous of promises, they move on to the next

step in their wealth accumulating exercise, and publish another title,

hoping we'll prove gullible enough to buy again, and again, and again.....

These broken promises, might be the answer by which to explain the high

drop out rate amongst newcomers to mail order, but far more likely they

comprise that excuse put forward by the failed entrepreneur him or herself,

providing too a convenient means of shifting the blame from one's own

doorstep to that of the faceless author and published.

Before we carry our task of apportioning blame but one step further,

look around you at colleagues in the field of mail order, and in so

doing, can you honestly deny that some of them actually do seem to have

discovered the secret of success for themselves?  Look at them again;

the ones whose advertisements appear here, there and everywhere; the

very same individuals who bombard you with new and exciting offers

virtually every time the postman calls.

Remember all of those envelopes you hoed would contain orders and cheques

for you, but which in fact contained offers and proposals from them? 

And yet despite your obvious disappointment, you still didn't throw their

correspondence into the rubbish bin along with your rapidly fading dreams.

 

In fact, I'm willing to bet you even took them up on some of their offers,

and were glad you did.

In reality then, it's admiration you feel for these successful mail order

operators, not jealousy or bitterness.  But what exactly is it you respect? 

Instead o merely sitting back and losing oneself in admiration for them

and their rapidly increasing business fortunes, might a far more profitable

exercise for ourselves not lie in analysing exactly what secrets lie

behind the massive wealth and success many of them so obviously have

achieved for themselves?

Once that secret of their success is identified, surely we can all apply

the very same principles and techniques for ourselves.  Can't we?  Yes

in actual fact we can, but to simply state the secret of success here at

the outset, will go little way to actually showing you how that secret

is applied to every single aspect of these enlightened dealers' thriving

business concerns.

So, at this point, it's over to DOOM and DESTINY and to the very different

stories of their own mail order business operations.

ACT ONE

When one door closes another opens, or so they say, and this certainly was

the case for DOOM and DESTINY, a little over a year ago both of whom

exchanged jobs in someone else's organisation, for the world of self

employment in mail order.

Perhaps at this point I should clarify that last statement a little, for

whilst both men entered the hugely profitable world of mail order twelve

months or so ago, one of them didn't stay the course, and DOOM is now

back working on that '9 - 5' treadmill, the one he once couldn't wait to

leave, but which now he views in a far different light.  Boring - yes! 

Dead end - definitely!  Well paid?  Not particularly; in fact considering

the long hours this man puts into his work, it's hardly surprising he has

little time at the end of the day to enjoy whatever money might be left

over after household bills have been paid.

But don't be misled, for this job has something mail order never offered

DOOM - it's safe, it's reliable, and our man works for a reputable

company; he has no worries or responsibilities, and mot certainly he is

not required to make decisions, or take any risks.  And he'll probably

stay in this job for the rest of his life, now that he's tasted self

employment and those pathetic promises that held not a grain of truth! 

How's that for security?

DESTINY on the other hand actually likes the challenges of his new found

self employment, not that he hasn't made mistakes, and costly ones at that. 

But despite frequent frustrations and set-backs, he stayed the course in

mail order, and he's jolly glad he did, for while DOOM works himself to

exhaustion on the factory line for an admittedly adequate living wage,

DESTINY works for himself: when he wants, if he wants, doing what he wants

to do, and even though he doesn't put in as many ours as DOOM does, his

rewards at the end of the week are ten times up on his friend's.

Luck was obviously on the side of DESTINY that day they both set their

sights on making it to the top in mail order, wouldn't you say?  I'm sorry

but you really weren't supposed to agree, because little of what's been

said actually possesses any great credibility, other that is than those

mail order book titles, which in fact are entirely apt and appropriate to

this mutual interest of ours.

Mail order is perhaps the world's most exciting business, immensely

profitable, extremely satisfying, affording unlimited potential to those

who discover the secret of success for themselves, a secret we'll now let

the story of DOOM and DESTINY uncover for you.

ACT TWO

That morning, DOOM's mail contained the usual assortment of business plans

and projects, almost all of them wanting him to commit �50 or more a month

to some scheme, invariably one which promised him a fortune, in return for

ding nothing more than introducing a few more people to the scheme.

How anyone could be expected to shell out something like �50 every month,

for nothing but a remote chance of recruiting other people to the scheme

made no sense whatsoever, but it well explained the fact this scheme's

promoters could afford to have their circular printed onto thick, posh

paper with conspicuously matching envelopes.  It's the promoters who win

this particular game, DOOM had long since decided for himself - no room

for the likes of those further down the line.

Jut as he was about to consign the whole lot to the rubbish bin, he caught

sight of the words 'GET RICH QUICK'.  Ah, this was more like it, this one 

isn't pretending to be something it isn't.  DOOM could tell that by the

quality of the paper,  these people obviously weren't spending profits on

useless fripperies, and peering closer through a particularly nasty smudge

(these people were obviously too nice to complain too much to their

printers), DOOM could see this plan cost just �10 a month.  'Ah yes,

much better; �50 indeed; this one will do for me!'

There and then DOOM decided to take up the advice he'd been given in those

many business manuals he'd read.  DOOM was going to GO FOR IT.

DESTINY received the �10 monthly proposal in his post that very same

morning, and before he threw it out with the rest of the junk mail, he

made a note of the printer responsible for the typesetting on the circular,

just to be sure he didn't inadvertently find himself sending work that

firm's way.  With sponsor's name and address added to the mailing list he

was creating for himself, he turned his attentions to the rest of his mail.

A terribly expensive looking document came next.  He considered it awhile. 

'�50' a month seems a lot he thought, but all I really need are two

enrolment to this scheme and it's pure profit from thereon in.  And yes,

these circulars are impressive - spell quality all the way - hmmmm, yes

I could be onto a winner here, if the plan proves as impressive as it's

promotional literature.  'I'll definitely give this one a go'.

ACT THREE

A few weeks later jut as DOOM clocked in to his old factory job,

DESTINY checked his bank statement, just to make sure that all of

those standing orders he'd told his bank manager were coming, had

actually been put through.  Yes, all was fine.

DESTINY felt particularly pleased with his efforts from this, the only

business plan he had as yet become involved in.  But from that very first

week when two enrolments had guaranteed he was into profit, he'd been

looking out for something new and exciting to promote.  Not that he'd give

the '�50' plan up of course.  Oh no, he was well pleased with his results

from that.

One thing did bother him however, this being the fact that because each

distributor photocopies documentation for those further down the line,

who in turn do the same for their own clients, by the time the paperwork

reached DESTINY the quality of printing was not all it might be hoped to

be, and he really had hoped to send only quality paperwork to those

clients who had entrusted their faith and money to him.

DESTINY forgot his worries over printing standards for a while, and

became engrossed in a new plan he'd received in the post that morning. 

More or less the same principles were involved, but wait a minute; this

time for a small fee, the plan's originator sends original documentation

direct to all clients.  No more photocopying of rapidly fading documents. 

Strange, DOOM thought to himself, how jut one small change can make a

world of difference to the entire plan.

This new plan played on DESTINY's mind the whole of the day; well with a

name like 'Stepping Stones to Success' you're bound to remember it aren't

you?  The sponsor even relished under the auspicious and instantly

recognisable name of 'Wealth Wise Publishing' - short, sweet and straight

to the point, and if nothing else, that plan dropping through his box

today had convinced DESTINY that his own intended business name 'Premier

Publications' might well prove a winner.  He'd set it up with his bank

When he'd enrolled to the 'Stepping Stones' plan, he'd got a call from

the sponsor - just a chat - he wondered if there were any queries DESTINY

might like to have answered before his business package was sent to him. 

There weren't any problems, but it was reassuring to talk to the man, and

on reflection he felt sure he could approach him again, should he actually

encounter any problems in the future.  Nice touch that!   He could most

likely do the very same things for those people who join his own schemes

and business plans.

Despite a particularly profitable day, DESTINY found it difficult to

sleep that night.  It w that damned plan which had started it, the one

that had solved the photocopying problems he had been so concerned about. 

Now all he wanted was a good night's sleep, but instead all he could

think of were hoards of business plans he's seen in the past, even those

American proposals a friend had sent him a week or two ago.  There'd

been some ingenious ideas in that batch - trust the Americans to think

of something it would have taken him a lifetime to come up with.  Still

it's a big place, America, and if they can't come up with some good

ideas from a  population as large as theirs, then Heaven help them!

Next morning, black coffee at the ready, DESTINY turned to his ever

growing pile of correspondence, completely forgetting his sleepless night,

when he realised that for one the number of new enrolments to the '�50 a

month' plan had greatly exceeded the number of chain letters he'd received. 

He couldn't really understand why so many people join these illegal

schemes, but even so he made a note of their names and addresses, just

in case he could win them over to his own business plans and projects.

Even the thrill of today's massive increase in his fortunes couldn't

force DESTINY to concentrate on anything but the very same problems to

which he owed his present zombie-like existence.  If only someone,

somewhere could come up with a new scheme; one that had never been offered

before; one which incorporated all of the best points of all the others,

British, American, old plans, new plans........At least he could awake

refreshed again.....

.......that's when DESTINY realised the sleeplessness of the night

before had not been entirely in vain, for someone was going to come up

with a plan which combined all of the better features of the rest.  That

person was going to be HIM!

The response to 'EUREKA' proved phenomenal, exceeding even DESTINY'S

wildest dreams.  He'd recruited over 100 to the plan in the very first

month alone, though to be air he had to admit these people were already

promoters of other business plans.  The whole recruitment exercise had

proved simplicity itself, if only because DESTINY kept a record of every

communication he received.  Those promoting plans he'd kept separate,

though for what reason he hadn't quite been certain, until that is he

begun the task of promoting his own plan 'EUREKA'.

Now the orders were coming in for documentation in respect of recruits

further down the line, and though he wasn't making a fortune from this

particular part of the plan, he at least had the satisfaction of knowing

that everyone engaged in the plan was receiving only the clearest and

cleanest of documents.  He was leaving nothing to chance, he was

distributing all paperwork himself.

Everything was working like a charm, though to be honest DESTINY had

found the task of telephoning all of his own recruits a bit of a

time-consuming exercise, tough in retrospect he considered it a job

well worth doing.  Many of them had proved fairly new to mail order,

and even though DESTINY didn't consider himself an expert, he had been

able to answer  few questions his clients had put to him.

Next morning's post brought news of  brand new manual on business plans,

and ways by which to promote them to best and most profitable effect. 

The manual itself, tough subsequently proving of great interest, wasn't

what actually first caught DESTINY'S eye, as much as the novel means by

which potential customers were intended to return their orders.  No

reply envelope was included, something which DESTINY always did, albeit

considering the whole thing a very expensive necessity.

Instead, on the reverse of the order form, were printed a sequence of

lines, which when folded, cheque inserted, and sellotape added, formed

an ideal means of transporting that all important order back to the

product supplier.  Ingenious, eh?  As long of course as the customer

didn't forget to carefully sellotape the contents of the package into

the 'envelope'.

It's like the hair clip really, and cat's eyes to light up the middle of

the road - the simplest of ideas often prove invaluable when put to their

intended use, and as far as DESTINY was concerned, that marvellous

custom-made envelope idea was no less ingenious than anything else which

had subsequently developed into a massive wealth creator for it designer.

Only one thing worried him though, this being the possibility of a cheque

falling out in transit.  That could indeed cause problems, not though in

respect of business plans for the customer here was not required to send

any cash with his or her order.  All they were required to do was complete

a standing order form giving instructions to the bank to credit a

particular account each month, and if printed on the reverse of something

similar to that folding envelope he'd come by today.......

'Business Plans ' Promoting for Profit' came a few days later, along

with DESTINY'S certificate of reproduction rights.  He'd decided to send

a copy to everyone enrolled in 'EUREKA', just in case it might prove

helpful to new mail order dealers.  He'd read it first of course, just

to make sure it was worth  the cost and effort of sending it out in the

first place.

It wasn't as well produced as DESTINY had hoped, although the content

itself left little to criticise, except perhaps that he'd have preferred

more mention of advertising techniques; oh yes, and standards of

professionalism in general.  Very important that; without setting a good

first impression, you're hardly likely to convince people that the rest

of the scheme is worth the money you're asking them to credit to your

own bank account.  He'd definitely have to get the manual typeset too

if he's to live up to his own views on creating a favourable and

professional first impression.

To compensate for what he considered omissions in the text, DESTINY

decided to include a small note to the intended reader, just to point

out these features he considered of n less importance than anything else

included in the manual though why he should have to go to such trouble

he really couldn't justify to even himself.  He was no writer after all,

any more than the person from whom he'd just bought 'Business

Plans - Promoting for Profit'.

Not that the author of the guide had professed to literary talent of

any great standing; in fact by his own admission he'd written the book

for the very same reason DESTINY had purchased it, to offer to people

he himself had recruited to many and varied business plans he'd promoted

in the past, and to be fair there were a great many useful tips included,

some of them new to DESTINY himself.

Oh yes, he'd learned quite a bit from that book, yet still his concerns

about advertising techniques and standards of professionalism continued

to gnaw, until that is he decided not to include that note to accompany

'Business Plans - Promoting for Profit'.  He was going to write a guide

himself, incorporating his own ideas, and those he himself had just

learned from someone, who had after all, been in mail order long before

he himself had discovered its virtually unlimited potential.

FINAL ACT

DESTINY's story actually has a long way further to go before he can truly

claim to have made it to the top in mail order.  Okay, so his 'Eureka'

plan did result in annual profits far and away higher than the wages poor

old DOOM (remember him?) was earning from his job on the treadmill, but

even the rat race has its compensations, and poor old DESTINY was going

to have to come up with many more varied and novel promotions, if he and

his family were to continue enjoying the new-found improvement in their

standard of living, which incidentally was entirely due to DESTINY's

efforts in mail order.

So what's a man, or woman, supposed to do in a case such as this.  Thank

God for a 'One hit wonder'?  Be eternally grateful for that one and

only plan from which they accumulated a very handsome

THE MORAL OF THE STORY

DESTINY does, thankfully, go on to bigger and better things, eventually

earning massive profits or but a few hours work each week.  DESTINY today,

rarely puts a foot wrong, so accurate are his predictions of what will

prove marketable, and what will not.

No doubt everyone in a similar position has affluent parents and a good

education to thank for their good fortunes?  Good for them!  If only we

could all begin our ventures in mail order with the advantage of capital

and education on our side, as did our enviable friend DESTINY.

IMPORTANT NOTE

Those who now think they have discovered the secret of DESTINY's success,

stop reading immediately please, for what follows is of absolutely no

interest at all to you.

Think again through the process to which our friend owes his by now

massive wealth and fortune.  Consider how ingenious was that 'EUREKA'

plan he initiated.

Perhaps DESTINY's greatest claim to fame though, was the ease with which

he wrote that new business manual, the one which subsequently went on

to win many new clients to the 'Eureka' plan; the one which resulted in

so low a drop-out rate amongst clients that even DESTINY was taken by

surprise.  And those telephone calls by which to reassure his new recruits? 

Time consuming?  Oh, yes!  But worthwhile?  Definitely!  In fact DESTINY

hasn't looked back since the very day he decided to produce that 'Eureka'

plan to which he owes his new-found wealth.  And wouldn't we all like to

come up with such a good idea?............?

For myself, I prefer to believe that DESTINY had an even greater claim

to fame; a secret far and away more potent than even DESTINY himself

realised, for at the risk of  disappointing those amongst you who truly

believe DESTINY may lay claim to attributes and characteristics the rest

of us can but look upon in envy.  I'm sorry to be the bearer of bad news,

but in all truth he didn't.

What did he do that was so different from things you or I could well do

for ourselves.  Okay, he conceived a new business plan in its entirely! 

Didn't he?

He came upon the wonderfully reassuring idea of telephoning new clients,

just to help with any problems they might encounter.  How ingenious! 

Wasn't it?

And he wrote a manual by which to dispel any fears and explain any

problems his new recruits might encounter.  How original!  Don't you

think?

And in an ever-changing world isn't is good to know that the DESTINYs

of the world are there to guide us through a myriad of tips and

techniques, by which to instil that all-important ingredient of

'Uniqueness' into our own business enterprises?

ISN'T IT JUST?

FOOTNOTE

Seriousness now rules!  Okay?

The whole of the foregoing exercise, in which the originality to which

the rapidly increasing fortunes of DESTINY are owed, is empty almost to

the point of futility, and as for that SECRET we promised you...........

The SECRET is this!  DESTINY actually had no secret; no means by which

to look into a crystal ball to discover what would be the next likely

plan to take the public's imagination by storm; no preconceived notions

as to how to attract and keep his own personal recruits to his own albeit

entirely original 'Eureka' plan.  'Original'?  Well, yes!  'Eureka' was

DESTINY's own personal plan; it incorporated the good points, the benefits,

the better parts of all of those to have proved successful before it. 

But in truth it was no more innovative than any potential plan to

reinvent the wheel.

And DESTINY, discovering what DOOM never did from mail order, continued

to analyse what comprised the best of plans and offers in the world of

mail order, from which he went on to adapt, amend and modify those ideas,

incorporating all into plans of his own making.  Or were

they.............. of is own making?